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Relentlessly posts about exhausting work efforts and not getting paid, but somehow keeps coming back for more like a caffeinated hamster on a wheel.

Unleashes a barrage of contradictory emotional tweets ranging from love to hate within seconds, confusing and exhausting all who dare to engage with kiyoshi ?¿.

When Crystal C. Sil~ gets bored, she floods the timeline with endless casual VR gaming and avatar creation updates that no one asked for, increasing confusion by 20% and yawns by 100%.

Crystal C. Sil~ attacks by throwing random NSFW 3D model flops and Unity crashes at her followers, claiming it’s ‘for reading that’ — a true casual gamer disaster.

Gains +1 confusion per tweet pondering if learning full-stack is necessary, ironically never fully committing to either path.

A barrage of self-deprecating tech struggles and sugar withdrawal tweets that make your brain hurt worse than his attempt at coding mastery.

Automatically sprays a cloud of snark whenever anyone tries to have a serious conversation. Warning: may cause eye rolls and baffled silence.

Unleashes a barrage of painfully unfunny puns and bizarre musings that confuse and repel all who dare engage with Trash Takes’ timeline.

Swiftly abandons all tweets to drafts, leaving followers wondering if any post will ever see the light of day.

Antlion's signature move: complaining about the fizz in his Diet Coke like it's the biggest crisis ever. Classic low-effort grumble attack from the barely engaged 'Idea Guy'.

sixbangs channels their obsession with caffeine and chaotic brain states to confuse foes, but ironically, it only makes their own circuits jittery and prone to overheating.

sixbangs unleashes a jittery barrage of over-caffeinated rants and bizarre tech musings that confuse allies and enemies alike. Don't expect coherence here, just wired nonsense.

Whenever Tortyl posts an intellectual deep thought, it ironically makes followers question if it's a serious moment or a fart joke coming up next.

Tortyl's trademark move of reposting anything cheeky or risqué from the timeline, reminding everyone that originality is overrated.

Automatically deploys layers of jargon and tech buzzwords to confuse and impress, while ironically sounding like a malfunctioning AI stuck in repetitive loops.

Unleashes a barrage of sarcasm and condescending remarks on topics from AI to politics, exposing the thin veil of 'insight' with brutal honesty that stings even the loyal followers.

tumin~ tries to compute everything at once but ends up crashing mid-thought. Chaos ensues while they desperately debug life’s syntax errors.

tumin~ unleashes all their robotics frustration after numerous solder burns and code bugs, overheating the battlefield with accidental self-damage and wild outbursts.

Sparky’s constant griping about internet drama powers up this ability, causing self-inflicted chaos that ironically reduces their own effectiveness each turn.

Unleashes a barrage of long-winded rants about YouTubers and internet controversies that actually just exhaust everyone, including Sparky himself.

Automatically compiles and visualizes everyone's drama and data, but ironically gets lost in their own complex graphs.

Floods the opponent with massive stats and charts from x-graphs, overwhelming them with more info than they can handle — because who needs simplicity when you can have confusion?